What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:14
“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”
I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:
“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]
“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”
“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”
“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]
Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?
“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”
“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]
“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”
“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”
-mwahh
Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3